The Old High Noon, Celsius Switcharoo
Well, this is one way to spice up your morning routine.
High Noon just recalled a batch of their vodka seltzers because they accidentally got packaged in Celsius energy drink cans.
That’s right, folks. Some people out there thought they were cracking open a Blue Razz pick-me-up and instead got a boozy beach day in a can.
Here’s what happened: a packaging supplier messed up and sent Celsius-labeled cans over to High Noon.
High Noon filled ‘em with vodka seltzer, and boom now your “energy drink” might come with a splash of poor decisions and regret.
The mistake involves the Celsius Astro Vibe Sparkling Blue Razz cans.
If you have one with a silver top instead of the usual black, that’s a red flag.
The affected High Noon Beach variety 12-packs were shipped out to stores in Florida, Michigan, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Virginia, and Wisconsin between July 21 and 23. So if you took a road trip to one of those states and stocked up on Celsius you might wanna check your fridge before you accidentally pregame your commute.
No injuries or wild stories reported yet, but the FDA says if you’ve got a can with one of the listed lot codes, either toss it or contact High Noon for a refund.
Unless, of course, you want to turn your 8 a.m. Zoom meeting into a karaoke session.
Look, we’ve all had rough mornings, but starting your day thinking you’re sipping on some caffeine, only to end up getting a DUI because your Celsius is actually vodka?
That’s a twist no one needs before breakfast. Stay safe out there and check those cans before they check you.
